Sinja knows that you have to love yourself before people will love you, and the same goes for your blog. It starts with the writing but is followed closely by design, and that entails color coordination, liquid loading times, and a personal touch that does not include auto-play music. Don't forget to interact with your visitors and you will be rewarded.

Borne of excellence and raised in violence, young Phillip received the call to become a ninja in a time better known as a while ago. Sinister Ninja, aka Sinja, became a regular in the online community in November of 2001, and Blogdrive's community roughly two years later. Favorite online visits include Killer Robots From Outer Space, PBF Comics, and of course Dr. McNinja.

Sinja wants to help you, but he does not know everything. You can go to him with any issues or requests for help that you may have, and if he can't do it himself he'll find someone who can, and they will help you, indirectly, whether they like it or not. These issues can be anything from layout and design problems (I will most likely be finding someone to help) to tips (AUTO PLAY FALSE), and as a volunteer Blogdrive moderator, you can even go to him if you need to get in touch with Blogdrive itself. Sinja does not officially represent Blogdrive or its affiliates, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. With your *mom.*

There are a few things that Sinja really enjoys. Hockey, ramen, video games, four-wheeling, your mom, blogging, and skating (ice, inline, and skateboard), but not necessarily in that order, and generally not at the same time. He can tell you why you should pick the '93 Sabres in any hockey video game possible, how to get a large readership for your blog, how your mom likes her eggs, and how to make ramen so delicious you'll eat it 6-12 times per week (Frank's Red Hot). Sinja has a teddy bear that has seen some rough times, but he's having a hard time convincing him to wear an eyepatch.

If you need Sinja, which everyone basically does in one way or another (*wink* to the ladies), you may contact him through this blog, information provided in his Blogdrive profile (look left, you'll find it), or through Battle Ready. Heck, you can even use the private messaging feature of the official Blogdrive Forum. Whether you need blog help, psychoanalytical help, NHL 06 or Tiger Woods 2005 help, or if you just need to hear his voice (read his font), feel free to reach out and touch a ninja.

Warning: Do not actually "reach out and touch" a ninja. Sinja is still banned in 17 states and three territories. Sinja cannot cure any diseases or treat any psychological disorders. This statement has not been evaulated by the FDA. Sinja may be applied topically, internally (recommended), or orally, in certain situations. Do not taunt Sinja. Do not allow Sinja to come in contact with hydrogen peroxide. Do not submerge Sinja for periods longer than 28 seconds. Please use Sinja responsibly. Sinja is only authorized for use by adults 18 and older unless accompanied by a parent or fully clothed. Sinja is badder than Chuck Norris. Sinja needs more cowbell.